Thursday, July 28, 2011

Demockracy 2.0

We need to kick out our chairs

Show up at every political gathering

Demand a peaceful resolution to all our problems

Give more money to the impoverished

Take away funds to arms manufacturers

End the war on drugs right now

Begin the battle on unnecessary conflict

Abolish prohibition of any and all sorts

Instate a ban on spying and infringing

And if this doesn't work we must fall to their level

Decapitate every government employee

Place their heads up as warnings to future generations

America is a sick criminal waiting to be put down

All for the safety of society, everyone

Flip the switch

Sunday, July 3, 2011

I Am A Patriot

I don't like anyone with inquiries

Because only idiots ask questions

But I like being spied on all the time

Since someone is at least looking at me

Other countries have nothing on us

Our crime rates are higher and so are the birth rates

Told you this nation is number one!

Since I can't count higher than that

But who needs to with our great technology

Land of the iPhones, home of the faster faster faster connections

I think I'll divorce my wife and have unnecessary sex

It's fine as long as it's not homosexual, eww

Everything must be done my way because that's freedom

So I salute the American flag with a smile

All red, white, and blue like the battered lower class

(fuck em!)