Saturday, April 30, 2011
The Only Reason He Hasn't Killed Himself Is He Can't Figure Out A Way To Do It With Pudding
Friday, April 29, 2011
Totally Radical!
Warning 1: This may offend some people
Warning 2: Nobody cares about those people
Lady Justice has always been a hooker twisting for the richest john and today she sits on the examining table while I gladly vacuum each judge from her tattered cooter and stomp on their heads with golf cleats in front of an audience of emotionless lawyers sat snugly in their golden cribs.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Liberal Pussies And Conservative Nutjobs
I drown wildlife in rivers of oil
I beat off in the evangelist's mouth
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Too Many Prisoners, Not Enough Casualties
Psychoetry
Sunday, April 24, 2011
"Kill Yourself" by Dr. Robert Wilson
Friday, April 22, 2011
With Legs Wide Open They Claim They're Not Whores
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Slaughter The Birds And Replace Them With Clones Of Tom Waits
Planted seeds deep within my shoulders
Soon to sprout PCP by the dozen
I am your slapstick king
Awed by blue eyes through dynamite smoke
Stretching my arms across the interstate
All too happy melting in animated limbs
Sketch the kingdom for us, baby!
Paint gold over the dirt beneath our feet
Monday, April 18, 2011
Human Gruel
Hell hath no pity for two dimensions
Lean and bend like a seeping whore
Paid to be dominated and controlled
Clothes forcibly stripped for essential flight
A paranoid bitch chasing heir tail
Be wary of the additives you swallow
Heed the signs that tell you not to inhale
Double jeopardy costs more than death
And the suits judge with floating eyes
Nameless except the one they stole from youThursday, April 14, 2011
We'll Go To The Looney Bin Together. I Don't Give A Fuck!
Orphaned highway lead to yellow home
The ceremonial burning of 7 leaves
We declare virtual warfare on the proximity
But for pleasure, never for bloodshed
Pity those who move forward with haste
For pleasure is best induced through stasis
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Damn Right I'm A Misogynist!
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Don't Look At Me I'm Weird
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Clown College Let Out Early And All The Students Got Government Jobs
Officially senseless
Subnormal representing Justice
Cold capitalist wasteland
Apply tinfoil for warmth
Give sympathy to the Assassin
For the deep end is blessed with 20/20 vision
Saturday, April 2, 2011
I Couldn't Pick One Thing To Hate (So I Chose Them All!)
Awaken drenched limbs
Sleepless future with the birds
Socialites brag with time
Meaningless upgrades
Immortal dragons reborn
Military-grade arrogance
World leaders on game shows
The abused gorge glass
Perpetual virtual death
Jesus trapped in syrup
Nicotine condemnation
Church of the whores
Binary Moses
Celebrities scarring charity
Brainwashed airwaves fizz
Apocalypse in a snow globe