I don't like anyone with inquiries
Because only idiots ask questions
But I like being spied on all the time
Since someone is at least looking at me
Other countries have nothing on us
Our crime rates are higher and so are the birth rates
Told you this nation is number one!
Since I can't count higher than that
But who needs to with our great technology
Land of the iPhones, home of the faster faster faster connections
I think I'll divorce my wife and have unnecessary sex
It's fine as long as it's not homosexual, eww
Everything must be done my way because that's freedom
So I salute the American flag with a smile
All red, white, and blue like the battered lower class
(fuck em!)
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